Secret Coke Recipe Revealed?

I just read the headlines about the Coke formula has been revealed. That's news. Who cares? Who really f*****g care? Do you think I am going to go out and start making my own Coke at home? Come on Coca Cola, you are part of the reason the health of the American peopleis going down. You don't care about anything but the money you can make out of the sugary drinks you sale. You couldn't care about this or that about me, or my secrets, or my life. You care about the money you can make out of my pocket. You want to see the whole country getting fatter and fatter, bigger and bigger, and as long as you make money, you will be fine. Yes, the Coke formula has been revealed: shit, shit, and more shit.